Funny things you want to say to a cop when he pulls you over:
20. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
19. Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
18. Aren't you the guy from the villiage people?
17. Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with me, good job.
16. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer.
15. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
14. Bad cop. No donut.
13. You're not going to check the trunk, are you?
12. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.
11. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on cops?
10. Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?
9. I pay your salary
8. So uh, you on the take or what?
7. Gee officer, that's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning.
6. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
5. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other cars around, that's how far they are ahead of me.
4. What do you mean have I been drinking? You are the trained specialist.
3. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
2. Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this 44 magnum.
1. Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?
Saturday, March 16, 2013
Tuesday, March 12, 2013
#FTPNation
FTP Apparel's #FTPNation has started. These are just a few of our fans. They are also our models. FTP likes to keep it real, and show and support the people that really wear FTP Apparel. We share photos of our followers in their FTP gear on all our pages, when they send them to us. On Twitter, and Instagram we tag them under #FTPNation. If you want to be a part of the movement all you have to do is email us at ftpapparel3@gmail.com and order a shirt. We appreciate all the support so far. there are also new designs in the works. They are expected to hit the streets within the next 2 months. Please help us expand the # FTPNation by liking and following our Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram. We post daily on all 3. Also, check out this blog often. It will be updated once a week. Oh, and one more thing:
FTP!!!!!
Monday, March 4, 2013
FTP Apparel Launch Date Is 3/8/2013 Pre-Order Now
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| ^^These Piggies say FTP^^ |
Looks like all these little piggies dreams are coming true. We just got word that our first 100 shirts are going to be ready on 3/8/2013. You can pre-order them by liking, and messaging our Facebook, or sending us an E-mail with your name, size, cotact information, and best time to contact you. If you are local JJ and I will be personally delivering them Friday night, and Saturday all day. For out of towner's, you will have to pay shipping, send us an E-mail and we will send you ad email with our Paypal info. We will not deliver the shirt until the payment is recieved. If you pre-order before Friday 3/8 the shirts will be $15. After Friday 3/8, the shirts will be $17. Take advantage of this deal, spread the word, like this blog, and enjoy out pages. Frank The Pig thanks you for you support
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| ^^Rough Mock Up Of What First Shirt Will Look Like^^ |
Sunday, March 3, 2013
First 100
FTP Apparel is finally on its way to being on civilian backs, and in your homes. We ordered our first 100 shirts with our logo on them, thanks to David Lemon. He runs a local screen printing business. If you need shirts for a business, or event you should E-Mail him. He has the best prices for the quality you are going to get. FTP likes to support local business and talent. We have big ideas for our website which is coming soon. If you are following us on Twitter, and know any talent. send us a tweet @ftpapparel with their Twitter handle and #VegasTalent. We will do a spot for them on this blog
Saturday, March 2, 2013
Meet Frank The Pig
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